By Jeff Rubin, CollegeHumor, Streeter Seidell, Susanna Wolff
The 1st (and perhaps final, reckoning on revenues) anthology of the highly well known site CollegeHumor.com!
Since 1999, CollegeHumor.com has been domestic to a few of the simplest comedy on-line. From its humble, dorm room origins, CollegeHumor has grown to draw over ten million per 30 days viewers, making it way more well known than any journal other than the only released by way of the AARP (different demographic). It employs dozens of younger comedy writers and performers who, having grown bored with competing with on-line pornography, have agreed to devote their paintings to paper during this book.
CollegeHumor. the web site. The e-book. compiles the staff’s favourite articles from the 1st decade of the site’s lifestyles, plunging the depths of the archive to convey you the superior of the very humorous, together with such favorites as:
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And 1000s extra that don’t have catchy adequate titles for the again disguise!
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