By Russell Peters
Up-close, own, and certain, funny — this is often the must-have megastar memoir of the year.
This candid, first-person memoir chronicles Russell's existence from his humble beginnings in suburbia as a scrawny, brown, bullied child with upload all of the option to his extraordinary upward thrust as one of many world's top-earning comics. this can be a shockingly sincere ebook choked with poignant stories of his relations, his lifestyles and his profession. Call Me Russell is a deeply inspirational tale for aspiring artists of any tradition approximately having desire, operating demanding and dreaming big.
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