By David Valdes Greenwood
Ah, the candy thoughts of Christmas. presents below the tree. Cookies for Santa. And, in fact, the yearly fruitcake.
For younger David Valdes Greenwood, the indomitable “little fruitcake” on the middle of those stories, not anything is sweeter than the promise of the vacations. A modern day Tiny Tim, he holds speedy to his excellent of what Christmas may still be, regardless of the large odds opposed to him: Sub-zero Maine winters. a bunch of eccentric kin. And his consistent foil: a frugal, God-fearing Grammy who turns out decided to carry an finish to all his enjoyable. A e-book that’s “fa-la-la-licious” (Louisville Courier Journal) and choked with humorous, fascinating xmas thoughts (from construction a Lego® manger to trying to find the appropriate Christmas tree), A Little Fruitcake will encourage even the most important Grinches round.
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