By Justin Racz
Guaranteed to make you thankful for the activity you might have and grateful for the only you do not. From Saddam Hussein Double to Telemarketing Script author to the man who operates the "It's a Small global finally" trip, satirist Justin Racz has spanned the globe to discover fifty jobs worse than yours, so as to all believe larger approximately our personal. that includes fifty colour photographs of the grim, the pitiful, the hysterical jobs available in the market, and all their bad employment info, Fifty Jobs Worse Than Yours is the right reward for somebody caught in a nine-to-five grind who must take note why it can be a complete, good deal worse. Justin Racz is a copywriter for BBDO big apple. His parody J.Crewd used to be released through Doubleday in 1998. "I've held a couple of those jobs, so I communicate from event while I say Justin Racz has became a painful and intensely miserable topic into excessive humor. I simply want i would considered this ebook first." - Tom Connor, co-author of Martha Stuart's higher Than You At...
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33. Torah Scribe The job of a sofer, or Torah Scribe, is to write and repair Torah scrolls by hand: 248 columns, 80 parchment pages, for a total of 304,805 individual Hebrew letters. It can take a full day to do one column, a third of a Torah page, and up to one year to complete an entire Torah. No Wite-Out. The Torah is considered a living document and must be made entirely of natural materials such as kosher ink made from the crushed outer bark of a wasp's nest, a quill made from a turkey or goose feather, and cloth made from a calf killed for food.
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